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All I want for Christmas this year
Is A little bit of Christmas cheer
So give me all your heroin now
And I won't make your whole family think...WOW
That guy really likes his heroin!
The End
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December 24th
I awoke with bloodshot eyes
picked up my stolen cellphone
called a friend with some illegal ties
the deal goes down at noon
and then I have the whole day to spend
With little baggies that I call my friends
Ive got an idea for xmas
meet me down in room 13
were gonna be bad this xmas
gonna be anything but clean
Open your presents then tie your arm
let me pump you full of that Christmas charm
not sure how this night will fare
hang the wreath or stalkings with care
or continue wit that blissful blank stare
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It was Christmas 2005
Went walking the streets to feel alive
The yellow streetlights hum exhumed me
As the gentle warmth of the rum consumed me
When all is said and done
I know the best is yet to come
As the smoke billows from these rooftops
I just watch them one by one
I hear the snow crunch beneath my feet
Still sounds better than your shitty deceit
Now I remember why I am here
Just ran out of cocaine and beer
Maybe I'll have a merrier Christmas next year
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Too Much Christmas Cheer
02:07
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We smoked 2 bowls
and we popped 30 pills
and now were feeling like slow motion
and experiencing chills
never thought we'd end up at an Xmas party
devouring an 8 foot sub
we haven't eaten well in months
I take in scrap metal to feed my dependency
I do it all for the party
as you can plainly see
I dont see myself succumbing to sobriety
the holiday spirit runs rampant this year
like santa's gone batshit
and killed all of his reindeer
and it's Christmas...
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It's Christmas eve and I'm in an alley behind the bar
Exchanging stolen presents cause it doesn't matter who you are
We all wind up in an alley
Shooting some black tar
The holiday spirit
Has run off with the spoon
And I'ts so happy it could shoot the moon
I like shooting black tar in the bathroom at work
Or behind the bar
You gotta get home to the wife and kids
Before she figures out just who you is...
So go ahead and try to ruin Christmas
Just go ahead and fuckin' ruin Christmas
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Did my time in jail now i'm coming back
hoping you're hungry for some dirty crack
cruising around with a gun in the glove box
drifted to the left where I saw the cops
threw my car into the next gear
lost control and now it's hard to steer
hit the cop car and i'm full of fear
now i'm behind bars until next year
Did my time in jail now i'm coming back...
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Vaudeville Remedy Assiniboia, Saskatchewan
3 man punk/blues band. playing what we want since 2009
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